*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*
"Moods can be contagious. Don’t catch or spread a bad mood."
- Marilyn Suttle (via observando)
dude gel pens were my religion in the sixth grade
what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life
Why is this not getting around faster
"Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list."
- Dennis Leary, 1992 (via iice)
(Source: thedaddycomplex, via kingcumsalot)
"A good goal should scare you a little and excite you a lot."
- Chris Soriano (via w-ildfires)